Mar 8th, 2025
We’ve resolved some issues we were having with Block Inc. around Cash App. Now, for well known customers (if you have completed min. 3+ orders) we can do an invoice payment method with CashApp (also PayPal or buy us an Amazon Gift Card in the SUBTOTAL amount). You will have to place your order from the menu on the default homepage screen, that does NOT mean that you can’t order from our complete menu. It’s b/c we don’t have an invoice option in place for the root server. It will only recognize or accept Bitcoin for payment. You will have to email us and we’ll send you the cash app address (alternatively the respective PayPal address, or Amazon Gift Card instructions). When you are writing your e-mail you can tell us what the payment you are making or have made is truly for!
Mar 1st, 2025
SHIPPING CHARGES HAVE BEEN REDUCED TO $8.95 (2-3 DAY PRIORITY) AND/OR $24.95 (24-48 HOUR OVERNIGHT EXPRESS).
✋Notice from the admin & founder ⚠️ on FEBRUARY 28th 2025 ⚠️
We’re making changes to the menu in case you are wondering why some of our pages and links have a-suddenly disappeared from our drop down menu and/or navigation menu up top of the homepage (or throughout each page of this website). Need no worries my friends, these changes to our website layout and content are solely due to the new hosting provider we’re now using to cast our store from the same woo framework (wooCommerce) only using a new host entails a hefty load of minute changes . In order to migrate all of our previous store data we have had to first export every individual page layout and content & then re-upload the old content then plug this data into all the intricacies of our new hosting providers servers.
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Needless to say this has caused a giant headache and because of the differences between the way these two e-commerce hosting providers store WordPress And wooCommerce database information; to put in lamens terminology they speak to the software differently, so a good chunk of what we had on the old servers has been permanently erased. Or, if we have it, we can’t get it to read the older versions or woo’s store credits and website attributes that made our layout and content on the store much more attractive and informative. One of the biggest problems this has caused us is your product reviews. Our customers over the past 6 years have left a lot of thoughtful reviews crediting our service, and the legitimacy of not only our products but the fast, efficient, reliability, and stealthiness of our shipping process.
February 28th CUSTOMER’S PLEASE HELP US RESTORE THIS LOSS! ALL members new and old will be rewarded for the effort!!! (Read below 👇!..)
Sincerely, we apologize for losing the hundreds of forum comments and product reviews when we merged together with rcBay’s official business offices and joined their affiliate program as a senior role in helping them get back on their feet with the new transition they took on when they relocated their warehouse from Holland, the Netherlands in the European Union, to the United States… Officially where they set up headquarters in San Diego, California.. IF YOU CAN HELP US RESTORE SOME OF THIS LOSS 🙏 to show our appreciation for rewriting your product reviews or adding new ones even. WHEN YOU PLACE YOUR NEXT ORDER(s) either Leo or Sammy (Samantha) will be sure to give you a 1g free sample of one of our featured products!!! We already know what most of our regular customer base likes, but upon providing us with your support and earnest feedback, feel free to drop us a line to FiveHappinessChems@protonmail.com with any reasonable request you would like to have. And if you are a new account, naturally the same applies. If you don’t have any special requests you may rest easy knowing that we’ll see to it that your gift from us will be a good one, selected from our most popular choices currently and the highest quality and/or most active chems.
February 16th 2025: WE NOW ARE ON TRUSTPILOT.COM !!! KINDLY HELP US BUILD UP OUR STORE RATING!!!
Hi Friends! Good news; we have finally made the calculated choice to get a TrustPilot.com account after neglecting to do so for a long, long, long time! Well, maybe not as long as all that?.. One could say that—when looking at Our Online Store with some of the other Trusted Research Chemical Vendors that use the Trustpilot name to help accrue a wider ever-expanding potential customer base–that if one is judging by comparison; we are still somewhere in our infancy–as it were. Or, maybe teenage years? 🤔 as a company of this caliber goes. But, all modesty aside..the reason why we never had done this before was mainly due to the efforts to closely guard our anonymity and because we have had some disagreements (in the past) with their company’s terms and policies; Us with theirs’ & likewise them with Ours. We have been urged by some good people whose hearts, minds and thoughts were coming from a place of what is believed to be ”Our best interest”this sparked a flair and we continued to do a little more research on their practices and the potential gain from starting a business profile/account with them. To rephrase the point: “It’s no longer any concern of either party that there would become a difficulty with displaying our shop on their site, nor any potential arising conflicts of interest!”
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SO TO MAKE SURE THAT THERE IS INCENTIVE FOR YOU ALL
CUSTOMERS WE HAVE built over the past 6 years or so…(DAMN!!! Has it really been that long already!!?? It seems like only yesterday that me and my girl Sam, were exchanging high fives in the makeshift home office when we were finally getting our first flurry of incoming orders..)–to you all & our newest members! Receive a 20% Discount Code for providing an honestly given Trustpilot.com review! This can be used in combination with the Month-to-month 15% legacy Discount Code, for a total of 35% off the end SUBTOTAL! This is the least of what we aim to do in terms of rewarding you for helping Us get our Trust score up to par with some competitors who may have had their name purposefully on Truspilot for a lot longer!